Czars of Leisure Chilled-Out Coozie

$6.00
Late Spring. Early Saturday afternoon. You have a party to attend. Check that, you have several parties to attend, which is nice. But, first things first.

You know the hosts. Not well, but you're acquainted and on good terms. Still feeling each other out. You know you'll be treated fairly. What you don't know is, do they have taste? Do they take their adult beverage selection seriously or do they swing by the corner store because they think a few generic 12-packs equals a good time?

In these weekend-defining situations, you simply CAN'T leave your fortunes in the hands of normies. (You have hands, too, kid!)

What you need is an instant cred generator. Something that tells your peers you are not screwing around (unless of course you are, ifyouknowwhatimean). With the Czars of Leisure Chilled-Out Coozie, you can turn any situation, no matter what they hand to you, into a strong personal statement. A dark indigo colored personal statement.

Like we always say, it's better to look good than to feel good about drinking a terrible beverage.

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• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

This product is made on demand. No minimums.
Late Spring. Early Saturday afternoon. You have a party to attend. Check that, you have several parties to attend, which is nice. But, first things first.

You know the hosts. Not well, but you're acquainted and on good terms. Still feeling each other out. You know you'll be treated fairly. What you don't know is, do they have taste? Do they take their adult beverage selection seriously or do they swing by the corner store because they think a few generic 12-packs equals a good time?

In these weekend-defining situations, you simply CAN'T leave your fortunes in the hands of normies. (You have hands, too, kid!)

What you need is an instant cred generator. Something that tells your peers you are not screwing around (unless of course you are, ifyouknowwhatimean). With the Czars of Leisure Chilled-Out Coozie, you can turn any situation, no matter what they hand to you, into a strong personal statement. A dark indigo colored personal statement.

Like we always say, it's better to look good than to feel good about drinking a terrible beverage.

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• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

This product is made on demand. No minimums.