Some of our most dedicated fans are small fries. Our songs are surprisingly popular at daycares.
Now, your child can lord their refined taste over their classmates who, let's be honest, are SO MID with their love of disposable, boring pop music. Oh, your mom took you to the ERAs tour and you sang every word together? Well local music is better for the environment!
On the back of each shirt is a special message for kids who get owned on the playground to reflect on as our hero turns and walks away after a sick burn.
NOTE: We do not supply new, larger shirts to kids who actually grow out of this shirt, so please refrain from spamming our chatbots with such inquiries. Simply pass the shirt on to a smaller child (for a lunch money-sized fee, say) and bless them with the belief that power pop is NOT dad rock and is actually all ages.
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 32 singles
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, Guatemala, or Honduras
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Some of our most dedicated fans are small fries. Our songs are surprisingly popular at daycares.
Now, your child can lord their refined taste over their classmates who, let's be honest, are SO MID with their love of disposable, boring pop music. Oh, your mom took you to the ERAs tour and you sang every word together? Well local music is better for the environment!
On the back of each shirt is a special message for kids who get owned on the playground to reflect on as our hero turns and walks away after a sick burn.
NOTE: We do not supply new, larger shirts to kids who actually grow out of this shirt, so please refrain from spamming our chatbots with such inquiries. Simply pass the shirt on to a smaller child (for a lunch money-sized fee, say) and bless them with the belief that power pop is NOT dad rock and is actually all ages.
———————————
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 32 singles
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, Guatemala, or Honduras
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
