The SPECIAL COLLECTOR'S EDITION 2026 Tour T-Shirt for "Make Yourself Comfortable", complete with all the venues we'd ideally like [but not likely] to perform at. Bad news, if you haven’t already secured your ticket for the sold out private show that ends the tour, we’re sorry but sold out means we can’t find a spare to slip you. Your best bet is this t-shirt to commemorate this missed opportunity.
This t-shirt is actually a reference to an old Billy & The Boingers shirt from the world of Bloom County. IYKYK, as the kids say, too lazy to type the actual words.
SPECIAL PROMOTION: The first person to buy this shirt and photograph themselves inside (or reasonably near) each venue on the back of the shirt will be inducted into the Czars of Leisure Fan Appreciation Hall of Fame (groundbreaking scheduled for 2029 outside Bethlehem, Pennsylvania) and will be given free merch for life or for as long as we say so.
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
The SPECIAL COLLECTOR'S EDITION 2026 Tour T-Shirt for "Make Yourself Comfortable", complete with all the venues we'd ideally like [but not likely] to perform at. Bad news, if you haven’t already secured your ticket for the sold out private show that ends the tour, we’re sorry but sold out means we can’t find a spare to slip you. Your best bet is this t-shirt to commemorate this missed opportunity.
This t-shirt is actually a reference to an old Billy & The Boingers shirt from the world of Bloom County. IYKYK, as the kids say, too lazy to type the actual words.
SPECIAL PROMOTION: The first person to buy this shirt and photograph themselves inside (or reasonably near) each venue on the back of the shirt will be inducted into the Czars of Leisure Fan Appreciation Hall of Fame (groundbreaking scheduled for 2029 outside Bethlehem, Pennsylvania) and will be given free merch for life or for as long as we say so.
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
