Hey, we get it. Life is stressful. It took us 9 years to make this last album, a follow-up to an album that itself took 9 years to follow up our first album. Three albums in 19 years? I bet you've been to three yoga classes this week, you class-pass toting, LuluLemonhead you.
You know the inner peace of dedicating serious time and space to your body and soul (mostly your body). And we LOVE you for that. Have we ever told you that? Well, consider this a gamebreak, we're cutting in like James Brown with a highlight of a long touchdown pass during one of those west coast out-of-market games you forgot you had money on. Yes, you (mostly) take care of yourself and now it's our turn to take care of you.
So, the next time you saunter into the yoga studio as all the Zumba dancers stagger out wonder what it all means, you can artfully claim your personal space with the most relaxing and comforting yoga mat to feature the album cover of a local indie band who rarely plays shows outside of a one-mile radius of their house.
Go ahead, make yourself comfortable. Namaste and viel glück.
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• Rubber mat with a microsuede top
• Anti-slip rubber bottom
• Size: 24″ × 68″ (61 cm × 173 cm)
• Weight: 62 oz. (1.75 kg)
• Mat thickness: 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Product sourced from China
Hey, we get it. Life is stressful. It took us 9 years to make this last album, a follow-up to an album that itself took 9 years to follow up our first album. Three albums in 19 years? I bet you've been to three yoga classes this week, you class-pass toting, LuluLemonhead you.
You know the inner peace of dedicating serious time and space to your body and soul (mostly your body). And we LOVE you for that. Have we ever told you that? Well, consider this a gamebreak, we're cutting in like James Brown with a highlight of a long touchdown pass during one of those west coast out-of-market games you forgot you had money on. Yes, you (mostly) take care of yourself and now it's our turn to take care of you.
So, the next time you saunter into the yoga studio as all the Zumba dancers stagger out wonder what it all means, you can artfully claim your personal space with the most relaxing and comforting yoga mat to feature the album cover of a local indie band who rarely plays shows outside of a one-mile radius of their house.
Go ahead, make yourself comfortable. Namaste and viel glück.
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• Rubber mat with a microsuede top
• Anti-slip rubber bottom
• Size: 24″ × 68″ (61 cm × 173 cm)
• Weight: 62 oz. (1.75 kg)
• Mat thickness: 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Product sourced from China
